What the #%$#$#%#

So I have a bone to pick with whoever though it was a good idea to have a holiday where we all have to dress up, that's absolute madness!

I was stressed about this Halloween party that John and I had to go to. I had no blasted idea what we should be, there are times in my life where I feel I can and do a decent job at being creative, but this wasn't one of them. I could not come up with anything, I thought about being secret service agents (that would be fun we could wear sunglasses and pack some heat) but John said we would have to wear black suits, which he does not own, so out with that. We could always be vampires but I did not want to be compared to the twilight vamps so that was out. Then my mom said we should go as Sunny and Cher and I that was a great idea, but the problem there is Cher is tall and skinny and Sunny was short with brown hair. I am not tall and Skinny but ah ha John is he could be her how hilarious would that be and I could get a mustache and be sunny ( I do have brown hair) But John has some crazy issue with cross dressing, whatever..

So with an hour left to the party and a sale at shopko and this is what we end up as eeeek!!! You know the problem is that I got ready fast and didn't really look in the mirror below my waist. One of my pet peeves is those girls or women who wear short shirts with there guts hanging out but they think they are so so sexy. Do they look in the mirror! (Maybe I should be impressed that they don't care what people think and that they feel good about themselves) I have a good concept of what my body looks like and I know that I have some good size thighs so what was I thinking when I dressed them up and put shinny sequins on them like hello hear comes Mattie legs. The sad thing was that I really was not shy or self concious like I should have been I had a fun night then got home and screamed at John for letting me out of the house. Well whatever, I guess we all need a before shot.

John did look awesome he rocked that look and was way fun about it. What a good sport. Well Happy Halloween and if anyone needs to borrow a costume give me a call..

My blog background

I made the mistake of giving my mother my login stuff, and look what she did to my background.  (Love ya Mattie, Mom)

John Thinks He is so Funny

So when John and I got are cell phones he had mine for one day and recorded the voice mail message, it said you have reached "John Weatherly " and I never changed it because I hate my voice on any messages. It annoyed John and he always threatened me that he was going to change it. Well, 2 years later he decided to follow through.  He said he had listened to his voice enough and he did change it (turkey).  But, how often do you call your own phone and listen to the message? Well, I'll tell you.   Never! Finally, someone called me on the home phone and was laughing and told me about it. It said " I am sorry Mattie can't come to the phone right now her phone is probably in the car or else lost somewhere, if she ever finds it she might get back to you, but good luck with that."

The sad thing is most of the time I do leave it in the car and it does happen to get lost a lot. He calls me a lot during the day and sometimes he has a hard time getting hold of me...  Whatever.

So I changed the message so it was the computer that said leave a message.  Then I lost my phone again and he changed the message one more time (don't worry the phone always shows up).  I found out because another friend that had called my cell then called the house told me. Same old dog - but new trick.  This time it said " I am sorry Mattie can't come to the phone, but it' s once again either lost or she is really tired and doesn't want to come answer it."  He thinks he is Hilarious.

Now my phone just says Mattie Weatherly, but it is his deep voice.  I am glad I can keep him so entertained!  He just calls to talk to me cause he says I'm the only sane person he talks to all day.  The fact that he thinks I am sane is a good thing - I still have him fooled!

Its all up hill from here

So Monday afternoon it was my turn to pick up Jaxonand his friend Gavin from basketball. Jaxon, Dallin, and Gavin were all in the back seat shootin the bull about who knows what and Macie starts yelling at Gavin " Gavin, Gavin" That went on for a while until Gavin finally answered and said "what" Macie proceeded to ask if he liked her hair. He said "ya" (with the roll of his eyes) and then went back to talking with the boys. While staring at Gavin she rested her head on her hand then proceeded to sing to the radio, singing " Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you, over again. Don't make me change my mind, or I won't live to see another day I swear its true .." She kept singing word for word as loud as she could. I think Gavin tried to pretend not to notice. I wouldn't be suprised if his mom calls me up to tell me Gavins not allowed to ride in my car.

Now, isn't it a little early for this? I thought boys had cooties. Why why can't they just have cooties. I told John about it and he said I am not allowed to listen to the radio in the car anymore. Hello, I don't think that is the problem!! Well good luck to us, I guess.

Wednesday it was my turn to drive and I went and picked up Chandler and he got in the back and started to talk to Jaxon. New boy same old Macie. She once again started to yell his name, So I turned off the radio as fast as I could and told her she is no longer allowed to talk to her brothers friends we'll see how long that lasts. Funny girl.

Last weekend my mother, brother, and his wife came up to Idaho. We had such a good time. There is nothing sweeter than family. I have missed Mac, he is my baby brother. He has been playing baseball all over the country this summer. It was fun to listen to all his games on the internet. He is not just an amazing Baseball player he is an amazing man, with the sweetest wife and baby. I think Mya misses her Addie Lou (Mac's baby). I know I miss them all.

Mya Jane

My Sister Breck requested some more pictures of Mya my 19.2 lb tank. She is such a happy baby and why shouldn't you be if you had this may rolls. It makes me happy too.

She does have a secret roll under her diaper but I didn't post it just in case the blog police come .

She is so fun and she is such a good baby. She loves us all but when her daddy walks in a room her eyes light up.

DON'T MESS WITH DALLIN

Dallin played a great game last sat. He is really good on the line. He knows how to block, sometimes he just wouldn't know when to stop blocking . He also likes to get one last shove in. I don't know if football is the right sport for him. We might have to try golf.

Dallin is in the middle with navy blue hat white shirt red sleeves and light blue pants.