Life As We Know It!

O.K I should probably not put this story on the web because 1- Jaxon is going to kill me. 2- It might be a little inappropriate, whatever But hear me out if any person says one word about this to Jaxon I will personally hunt you down and it won't be pretty.
So out of all our children Jaxon has the smallest blatter (see we are going scary places). Dallin and Macie could both drink a gallon of pop right before bed and I wouldn't worry but if Jaxon has one sip he is going to be up during the night, and like his father he is not going to be held accountable for his action because he might be up but he is not conscious, regardless if his eyes are open and he might even be talking, but he is still asleep.
So about 2am Monday night I hear him get up to go to the bathroom and I quickly send John so that he will open his eyes and aim. John comes back smiling and I asked what happened and he tell me Jaxon wasn't such a good shot but he started to be impressed because after he finished he reached for the toilet paper and John thought wow he is going to clean up after himself i new I was raising this boy right. But oh no he doesn't clean up after him self he wipes his bottom (which wasn't the dirty area) then threw the T.P. on the ground then went back to bed. I know there are like a million problems with this story. But I can't help it I can't stop laughing Jaxon kills me. I busted up all night then the next day while I am scrubbing bathroom floors I can't help but chuckle.
I couldn't ask for a better first child he is so good and responsible always looking after his brother and sisters. I love this kid....


p.s please don't turn me into the blog police I really do love my children and try to do all I can to make sure there need are met and they are taken care of.